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Allister

In the fall of '97, four unsuspecting boys were abducted from their homes by a secret government agency. As part of a twisted psychological experiment, the boys were locked in a basement for months on end and forced to watch only MTV and reruns of the Canadian kids sketch comedy show You Can't Do That On Television. As a result, the innocence of their youth was warped and maligned to the point of relationship dementia, a condition which forces the afflicted to write catchy, upbeat, pop songs about the awkward social escapades apparent in modern day suburbia. Upon their escape, these four vowed to bring their message of punk redemption to the relationship corrupt youth of Chicago and beyond. Allister was formed.